Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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