she looked like the before picture.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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