"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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