well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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