She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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