I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Even my vagina gasped.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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