Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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