Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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