i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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