I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Its about making memories worth repressing
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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