doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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