Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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