He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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