He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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