I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize