do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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