He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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