so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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