i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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