I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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