I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We got so high we made milksteak
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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