No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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