you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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