Small penises have feelings too.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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