I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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