I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just found puke in my bra..
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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