I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I think I just sharted jello shots
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