Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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