i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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