Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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