Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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