Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.