Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!