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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?

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  i hope so.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm full of awesome ideas

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  Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.

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