i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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