Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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