I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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