called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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