so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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