Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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