I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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