Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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