I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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