she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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