That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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