who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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