I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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