Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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