apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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