I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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