Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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