Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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