It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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