i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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