when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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