apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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