PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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