i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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