took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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