Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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